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Arkham Cell$

Postby Dev Joker » Feb 18th, 2012, 8:33 pm

Ok so in this game you are a guard. You will be assigned to a specific inmate and will have to feed him as well as care for him daily.

*A question mark means no one is assigned to them*

INMATES
Cell #1 The Joker- Jokerforpresident
Cell #2 Two-Face-I-AM-THE-PEEL
Cell #3 The Mad Hatter-???
Cell #4 Harley Quinn- Arkhammaniac22
Cell #5 Poison Ivy-???
Cell #6 The Penguin-???
Cell #7 The Riddler-???
Cell #8 Man-Bat- Theardvark6
Cell #9 Killer Croc-???
Cell #10 Mr.Freeze- Deadjunk
Cell #11 Proffesor Pyg
Cell #12 Promethus
*CELL LOCKED* 100 pts
*CELL LOCKED* 500 pts
*CELL LOCKED* 1000 pts

HOW TO GAIN POINTS
Feeding your inmate= 10 pts
Interview with you inmate= 15 pts
Locking them in their cell= 20 pts (Your inmate can escape their cell)
Escorting your inmate through Arkham for their daily walk= 30 pts

Each time you do something PM me for what you did so I can add your points to your Player profile.

PLAYER PROFILES
I-Am-The-Peel 35 pts
Jokerforpresident 365 pts
Arkhammaniac22 60 pts
Theardvark6 45 pts
DeadJunk
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RIDDLE OF THE DAY
When these pop up you have the whole day to answer the riddle. Whoever gets the riddle correct gets a random number of points! *Riddles provided by the RiddlerTM*
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Peel » Feb 18th, 2012, 9:41 pm

So we'll be doing conversations and different forms of patient interviews? I'd like to do Two Face then, I feel I could do an interesting take. Is feeding them, interviewing them and escorting them longer in length of interviews or is this to show how we would run the asylum? If it is then fine, I can do Two Face please since the last 'We are Arkham' thing I was in seems to have died. If you have one villain left behind and no one wants to do that villain, I'll do them. Like I would be prepared to do Two Face and Mr Freeze, it would be pretty awesome ::D
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Jokerforpresident » Feb 18th, 2012, 9:53 pm

I'll have Joker please.
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby arkham maniac 22 » Feb 18th, 2012, 10:21 pm

Harley Quinn.!?
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Dev Joker » Feb 18th, 2012, 11:25 pm

Updated.

Let the game begin.
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Peel » Feb 19th, 2012, 12:05 am

Ok, I'll do an interview with good ol' Mr Dent (Assuming I am not a doctor and a guard instead):

(The guards are walking through the asylum, Batman is grappling with Two Face as he brings him into the asylum. Me and the other guards take Two Face off from Batman and put him into his cell. He punches the wall and everyone walks away. I stay behind).

Me: Harv? What did you do this time?
Harvey: I did a bad thing, I didn't want to...It wasn't fair...
Two Face: Shut Up! You don't talk to him, you leave me to the talking remember?
Me: Harvey?
Two Face: Guess again, what do you want kid?
Me: I want to talk to Harvey, I want to know how he got into here
Two Face: Listen to me, and listen good. Don't look at me into the eye, just listen good. Nobody talks to him, you all talk to me because I am the better person. I'm the stronger one, me. (He starts flipping the coin, and sits on the edge of his bed). You want to know how I got busted and put in here?
Me: Yeah...Two Face
Two Face: Alright then, the defendant has called me to the stand. I was with my guys, robbing the second national bank of Gotham. We had it all figured out-The guards were either dead or on the ground, all of the people who wanted their money were now our hostages. The money was coming into our bags, but then one of my guys said there was a massive vault in the back so we checked it out. 2.2 million dollars at my hands, and I ordered my guys to start packing and two of them went to get the truck. Then the lights turned off and the boys wet themselves, and they ran. Then I ran into the other room, wondering what the hell was happening. Then he appeared out of nowhere and used some weird electrical crap and sent me to the ground. He knocked me out and I woke up on the way. But it wasn't me the boys or the bank that failed the whole job-It was Harvey. He talked to the bank clerk and had him call the police, then he told the hostages to run. I told him what to do and he didn't listen. Now I'm going have to take care of him, nobody likes a snitch right kid?
Me: Yeah but, he's inside of you Two Face...You can't really kill him cause then you'll kill yourself. Maybe he isn't a different person, maybe it's just you wanting to change your life-
Two Face: Do you think I hate robbing banks and murdering people? I love it, it is who I am. Harvey is just a wimp, he thought he could make a different in this city, he thought he could make control in the courtrooms by law, by truth and by fairness. But none of that matterse because chance is different than what is fair. In chance, anything can happen. Imagine you now in your job, your doing the same thing everday, your waking up at the same time, going to work in the same crappy car and talking to freaks like me. Then you go home and try and forget all about it with your wife. But what if you got one of us pissed and we wanted to come for your family in the north west of Gotham, in the block with the gotham meat packing plant? Looking at you, you probably live in a crappy apartment, above one of the shops like that book shop. So if you snitched on one of us or didn't us a favour, we would get pretty angry, and pretty angry, right kid?
Me: Um, I think my shift is done, I should be getting off. Hope you get on ok here Two Face. See you tomorrow
Two Face: Hahahaha, will you kid, there is a chance that you might not be able to walk to work, hahahahahah!!!

I may do something else later.
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby TheAardvark6 » Feb 19th, 2012, 6:27 pm

Okay, I'm the guard for Man-Bat, dibs and all.

03:00- I wake up. With this job, you never get any sleep, because if we did, the lunatics would either die from having no one to nurse them and hug them and tell them the world's all right and that the floating elephants aren't real ooh I need a blanky mommy, or escape and kill us all. My inmate is the latter. Kirk Langstrom, AKA Man-Bat. Being his guard is like being a zookeeper, 'cept more dangerous, and on shittier pay. The worse part is that his cell is situated near the end of the high security patients corridor, so I have to walk past a good dose of mankinds worse rejects and freaks. Plus, we all have to walk past Joker, who never seems to sleep. every night it's all "Hey, did you hear this one? A guard called Jokerforpresident walks into his inmate's cell and finds his wife and kids murdered and savagely mauled by Killer Croc. That was the punchline, Waaaaahahahahahaaaahehehehehoooohoohoo <Snrf> oohhhhhhehehehe... That one cracks me up every time! You wanna hear another one? C'mon..." I feel sorry for the poor guy who's assigned to that freak. Anyone who gets close to Joker dies in thenext few months. I can only hope he'll be lucky.
04:00- I have to actually go into Batty's cell and hose him down. Me and the guy who has Killer croc are the only guys who have to do this, 'cause our inmates are more animal than man, and don't wanna wash. I hose the filthy, furry beast down as thoroughly as possible, even feeling a little sorry for him as he hisses and squeals under the frozen downpour. Then I look around and notice the bones strewn around the room.
05:00- This is the grossest point in the day, and it happens three times a day. God. I take a massive bucket full of slightly warm, yet still raw, hunks of meat, still attached to the bone. I take the bucket and throw the contents into the cell as fast as possible. I then close the door, do up the nine locks, tighten the deadlock and insert my card into the magnetic override lock, pressing my hand on the hand pad and sealing it in. I try not to listen to the cracks, slurps and other horrific sounds coming from the cell. It then starts launching itself against the door, wanting more.
09:00- I take Man-Bat for his medical check up. This is the fun bit. I collect my high powered rifle from the armoury and insert a few trank darts in. I open a small cubbyhole in the door made for the gun, and try to find the creature. At first, I think it's escaped, but then I look up. It's hanging from the ceiling and swinging back and forth like a terrifying pendulum. It slowly unfolds its wings and stares at me. It opens its horrible mouth, unveiling bloody teeth made to rip flesh. It then screeches at me so loud, I think my ears should burst. I sink two rounds into its stomach and wait eight minutes before going in. Nighty night, bats.
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby deadjunk » Feb 19th, 2012, 6:36 pm

Can I have Freeze please, no rhyme intended

I have been working at Arkham Asylum for the last three years and am one of the most experienced guards other than Aaron Cash. I was assigned to Patient 138756, also known as Dr. Victor Fries, at the very beginning and have been taking care of him ever since. It's alright, Victor is one of the best of Gotham's Rogue Gallery so I don't tend to have a trouble with him. I guess that I sorry for him really. I mean all he wanted was to help his wife and, although he went about it the wrong way, he is not too bad a guy. I often see the guard who cares for Man-Bat and that just seems like an awful job, especially after Langstrom made the process near-irreversible, as well as the Joker's man, but I doubt that he'll be around for a long time, Joker has no mercy.
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Dev Joker » Feb 19th, 2012, 8:24 pm

*NOTE*
You can trade in points to unlock new cells.

RIDDLE OF THE DAY: I walk with you everywhere like a mysterious friend, your identity from the sun I shall defend. What am I?

Riddle= 20 pts
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Peel » Feb 19th, 2012, 11:26 pm

Dev Joker wrote:*NOTE*
You can trade in points to unlock new cells.

RIDDLE OF THE DAY: I walk with you everywhere like a mysterious friend, your identity from the sun I shall defend. What am I?

Riddle= 20 pts


Our shadow, follows us everywhere and hides from the sun behinds us and when sunlight may be reflected, the shadow can overpower it. Whenever we stand in the sunlight and we feel like it overpowers us and melts us away, our shadows stand behind us and keep the same shape.

I'll do another interview with Two Face. You could say the last interview was very cryptic...and slightly unnerving :twoface:
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Jokerforpresident » Feb 20th, 2012, 12:50 am

I'll interview Joker.

Me: So Joker, how are you feeling today?
Joker: How I feel everyday, happy. You have a lot to learn about me don't you?.
Me: Ok Joker, is your new cell ok.
Joker: *sigh* I miss the old place, the blood stains on the walls really made me feel comfortable, can't I have it back, pretty please?.
Me: I'm sorry Joker, but after the *light cough* incident last week, we can't let you have any luxury's.
Joker: All I did was stab a nurse or two, what was I meant to do? They attacked me.
Me: They were giving you your medication.
Joker: I can't help if I feel threatened, the voices in my head and all that jazz, there too much sometimes.
Me: Is that why you murder innocent people and ruin the lives of others
Joker: No, no my dear man, I do those things becuase I'm bored.
Me: You make me sick Joker and you can't get your old cell back and thats that Joker, I'll see you tomorrow for you're first proper interview tape, ok?
Joker: Well, let me check the schedule... Nope, all clear, I'll see you then, Tommy boy!
Me: Goodbye Joker.
*Joker Laughs*
*I lock the cell door and walk away*
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Dev Joker » Feb 20th, 2012, 3:57 am

I-am-the-Peel wrote:
Dev Joker wrote:*NOTE*
You can trade in points to unlock new cells.

RIDDLE OF THE DAY: I walk with you everywhere like a mysterious friend, your identity from the sun I shall defend. What am I?

Riddle= 20 pts


Our shadow, follows us everywhere and hides from the sun behinds us and when sunlight may be reflected, the shadow can overpower it. Whenever we stand in the sunlight and we feel like it overpowers us and melts us away, our shadows stand behind us and keep the same shape.

I'll do another interview with Two Face. You could say the last interview was very cryptic...and slightly unnerving :twoface:

Congrats you win 20 pts!
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby arkham maniac 22 » Feb 20th, 2012, 6:14 pm

I am an Arkham Asylum guard. I am stuck guarding Harley Quinn. She is so annoying! She was an Arkham doctor once but she was never annoying! Today when I was givving her some food she was drawing pictures of Joker. I absoloutley hate her! When I came back the next day she was still drawing pictures of Joker and she didn't even eat her rice!!!!!!!!
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Dev Joker » Feb 20th, 2012, 6:23 pm

RIDDLE OF THE DAY: Im as big as an elephant but lighter than a feather, what am I?

Riddle= 50 pts
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Re: Arkham Cell$

Postby Jokerforpresident » Feb 20th, 2012, 8:09 pm

Patient Interview #1:
Patient Name: The Joker
Interview Title: Origins

*I walk to Joker's cell and unlock the door, I then walk in and lock it again*
Joker: Ah, time for your therapy I see, tell me what's making your mind uneasy today, I'm all ears.
Me: I'm taking this Therapy session Joker, not you.
Joker: If it helps you cope, then fine, it's your session. So what do ya wanna know?
Me: Lets start with how you became who you are today, how did you become The Joker?
Joker: Lets see, there's a comedian who can't make an audience laugh even if he tried, but you've heard that all before, so lets try again. A hired mob killer comes to time by the name of... no, no can't tell you that one, your far to young for that. I know, The Red Hood. that one always works.
Me: The Red Hood? I'm interested, go on.
Joker: A struggling family man who could hardly afford food for his pregnant wife after his career as a comedian went bust, becomes a small time criminal who is hired by these poeple to rob the chemical factory he used to work in.
Me: Interesting Joker, continue.
Joker: They make me wear this fish bowl, I'd seen people wear it before, on the news. They explained that there were multiple "Red Hood's" and the mask was to " Give the most valuable member of the mob some additional anonymity", I should have known better, but I agreed. We got to the Factory, we broke in. That was when we where attacked by security, they gunned down my two accomplishes and then chased me. Have you ever tried running with a fish bowl on your head? You can't see anything.
Me: I see, so I guess you didn't escape then?
Joker: Well, I escaped, just not as my old self, you see, the situation had gotten worse with the arrival of Batman. He chased after me, then caught me, so we fought and then, the dark knight pushed me back of the catwalk. I landed in the waste disposal unit and was flushed into the harbour.
Me: And the chemicals turned you into this.
Joker: Physically yes. Mentally, Not exactly.
Me: Then what drove you to insanity.
Joker: Well remember how I told you about my dear little pregnant wife?
Me: Yes, what about her.
Joker: When I returned home I found her dead, the cops tried to say it was a "Baby Bottle explosion". I know what really happened, The Mob killed her.
Me: How did you know.
Joker: The Boss who ordered it confessed to it.
Me: In court?
Joker: Nope *Joker begins to smile*
Me: Then when did he confess?
Joker: Just before I strangled him to death in his apartment.
Me: I see. Do you feel any remorse for your actions.
Joker: Not at all, in fact I find it funny all of it. The mob, the chemicals, the dead wife and unborn child, the dead mob boss, the Batman. Even all of this *Joker gestures to himself*. And you know what's funny about it, all it took was One bad day *Joker begins to laugh manically*
Me: Well it seems that's all the sense I'm going to get of you today, goodbye Joker, I'll pick you up for dinner at 12, ok.
Joker: Fine, fine. I'll be waiting mind you, so don't be late.
*Laughter echos through the Asylum walls*
*I lock the door and walk away*
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